I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i think i have herpe
just one?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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