scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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