You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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