guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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