if i died would you start the facebook group?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
