I skipped work to stalk him.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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