I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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