If i come over, it means nothing
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
is that a dick in a sweater?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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