Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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