you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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