Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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