Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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