I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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