Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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