Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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