You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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