Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
if only i could text you this smell
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Blood and glitter go together right?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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