Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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