Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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