Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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