We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
