She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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