Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
