i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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