i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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