are you so shy because you have an std?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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