Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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