i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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