screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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