yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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