Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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