i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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