So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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