We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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