Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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