I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
