Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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