I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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