I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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