i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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