If i come over, it means nothing
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Of course I have a pirate flag
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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