How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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