Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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