Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
