He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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