Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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