Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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