Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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