the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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