I hate your face
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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