She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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