How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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