I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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